The household led by the computer is another of my Vladimír Renčín's favorites:
Loose translation from Czech:
The whole kitchen is administered by the computer. Knows everything, understands everything, he's even capable to react to my groan.
What do I actually have from my life?
... and there is SHIT on the screen ...
... yeah, I may seem like a hypocrite just now writing this blog on the computer, but I worked with them for quite a while and using it is a second nature to me.
